Then on Tuesday my child spikes a fever in the high, high 104's. Hmmm...now what?
Then the lake we were all planning to be at posts a moderate blue-green algae alert, which means they have found more blue-green algae blooms that could make you sick. Hmmm...NOW what?
The group decides to go to a different lake, but spots have to be reserved three days ahead of time - so it's first come, first served. It's now Thursday and the fever is still hanging around. Hmmm...NOW WHAT????
So, we are heading to the doctor today. I am pretty sure I will get the typical "It's viral" comment and come home $25.00 poorer, but just in case he can give us some much-desired, precious antibiotics, we are going anyway. I guess either way I'm $25.00 poorer. Oh well.
In spite of all of this, I am still holding out hope that I won't be home tomorrow and will at some point this weekend see the lake. In the spirit of camping, here are 10 things that I have seen at the lake before that I hope NOT to see this weekend.
- 300 pound men sporting only jean shorts that don't cover everything they should.
- A snake living in the tree above our camper.
- The tornado warning horn on the park ranger's trucks.
- Blue-green algae.
- Dead fish floating along the swimming beach.
- A pregnant women, 8-9 months along, sunbathing on the beach in a bikini while smoking a cigarette.
- My 1 year old sprinting toward the fire pit.
- Three huge black dogs camping in the site next to us.
- A storm that rocks the camper back and forth for two hours and dumps so much rain that the lake is now right out your front door.
- People camped next to you who don't realize that their tent isn't soundproof.
Hopefully I won't be back for several days! Happy weekend!
1 comment:
Oh my...your list certainly sheds new light on the adventure that once seemed so fun!! :) Hope you make it to a lake--somewhere, somehow!! :)
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