Breakfast Conversation

5 yo: (to little brother): What do you want to be when you grow up?

2 yo: Superman!

5 yo: I thought you wanted to be a firefighter like daddy.

2 yo: I want to be a firefighter.

5 yo: You want to be Superman and a firefighter? 'Cause I think you could do that. He could, right mom? 'Cause Superman could put out fires.

2 yo: No, I want to be cinnamon toast.

5 yo: What?!

2 yo: When I grow up, I want to be cinnamon toast. No, I want to be paper.

5 yo: (laughing uncontrollably) You can't be paper! What do you want to be when you get bigger?

2 yo: Butter! I want to be butter!

5 yo: (a bit exasperated) Mmoooommmmm....