1st Day of School:
Me: How was school?
Him: Good. I'm the line leader!
2nd Day of School:
Me: How was school?
Him: She hasn't taught us how to read yet!
3rd Day of School:
Me: How was school?
Him: She said we would know how to read by the time we eat chicken on Mother's Day.
Me: Huuuuhhhhh? Oh, you mean by the time you eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
Him: Yeah! That's it!
(And to all my food-harrassing obnoxious friends...yes, I KNOW we probably eat CHICKEN on MOTHER'S DAY in this house, but that's not the point...)
1 comment:
I'm only smiling...but I'm thinking way more! =)
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