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10 Steps to Giving My Child A Bath:

1. Fill tub up with water and put child in to play.


2. Take child out, drain water, and pull out all toys, and scoop out poop.


3. Fill other bathtub with water and put child in.


4. Scrub bathtub #1 with bleach.


5. Hear husband say, "no!!" and run to see that child has dumped a bottle of adult shampoo into the bathtub.


6. Take child out, drain all water, and rinse out eye-irritating suds.


7. Fill up bathtub for the third time, put child back in, and wash him in 1.3 seconds before he needs bath #4.


8. Wrap child up in a towel and sit him in the recliner while diaper is retrieved.


9. Return to see that the child has covered the chair with pee in the 5 seconds that the adult was absent.


10. Throw up hands in the air and make a giant hot fudge sundae.