The Plan

The doctor said, "We need to do allergy testing".
I said, "Okay."

The doctor said, "Keep breathing treatment supplies on hand."
I said, "Okay, write me a script."

The doctor said, "Keep steroids on hand."
I said, "Okay, write me a script."

The doctor said, "Give him Claratin once a day. Here's some samples."
I said, "Okay, that's better than a script."

The doctor said, "Keep him away from all combines, wheat trucks, wheat fields..."
I said, "Okay, it looks like he's moving in with you."