WEDNESDAY:

Internet mysteriously stops working.

Shut down. Unplug. Plug In. Reboot. Nothing.

Try again. Nothing.


THURSDAY:

Still no internet. Grumpy.

Three year old pees all over bathroom floor while sitting on toilet. Grumpier.

Six year old has a meltdown at the dentist loud enough for the whole town to hear. Mad.

Discover dog has chewed through phone wires. Hot.

Put dog up for sale on ebay.


FRIDAY:

Still no internet. Needing to borrow someone's Prozac.

Husband fixes phone wires during lunch. Ahhhhhh.

Dog is forgiven.