This is a conversation I had with my 1 year old yesterday.
Him: “Ear hurts here.”
Me: “Your ear hurts?”
Him: “Uh-huh.” (his new favorite word)
Me: “Why does it hurt?”
Him: “A bug in dere (there).”
Me: “You have a bug in your ear?”
Him: “Uh-huh.”
Me: Wondering where this might be going…”is it a big bug or a little bug?”
Him: “Big bug.”
Me: “What color is it?”
Him: “Ellow.”
Me: “You have a yellow bug in your ear?”
Him: “Uh-huh.”
Me: Hmmm…now what?...”What should we do with it?”
Him: “Get it out.”
Me: “How should we get it out?”
Him: Blank stare.
Me: “You want it out?”
Him: “Uh-huh.”
Me: “Where will we put it.”
Him: “On the for-or (floor). Frow it on for-or.”
Me: “Okay.” I pretend to get it out. “There, I think I got it. Is it out now?”
Him: “NO. Get it out!”
I have no idea what is going on in his ear. In fact, he just finished a round of antibiotics yesterday for a sinus infection, so his ear shouldn’t be infected.
He even told grandma and grandpa last night that his ear hurts and that there is a “ellow bug in dere.”
If I have even one night of screaming I’m taking him in so the doctor can get the yellow bug out.
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I'd believe every word he says because up until now I thought he said everything was green...?
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