It's Official

 

I bought my books.

I paid lots of tuition money.

I loaded up my backpack.

I am once again a student.

Oh, how I long for the ease of Crayola markers and Elmer's glue. Unfortunately, those items did not appear on my syllabus.

Which, by the way, looks like this:

Just in case the picture is unclear, it is very, VERY thick. 

It makes me very, VERY nervous.

I am praying that I am very, VERY wrong!